📣💥 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! 📱✨ The yearly recruitment for Apple’s Security Research Device Program just dropped! 🍏🔒 And it’s more exciting than your last TikTok scroll session! 🤪🔥 For those who don’t know, this is Apple’s way of saying, “Hey you, hacker bro! Want a free iPhone to break?” 🤔👀 The catch? You have to be a certified tech wizard. 🧙‍♂️✨ All the *real* techies out there are like "Hell yeah!" while the rest of us are just here, vibing with our cracked screens. 😂💔 Imagine Apple being like, “We’ll hand you a modified iPhone to investigate vulnerabilities… *but* you gotta promise not to post it on your Finsta!” 🥴📸 Developer quote leaked: “Bruh, I just want to stonk my way to a free phone! Let me break your stuff, Apple!” 💰🤖 So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Edward Snowden but with a trendy turtleneck, hit up that application! 🕶️🚀 🔥✨ Here’s the tea: If Apple keeps handing out these devices, soon we'll have more hackers than legit users! 🤯💀 Bet your grandma’s iPhone that by 2025, your phone will have a “Hacker Mode” toggle! 🔥💯 This is fine, right? 🤭💀