🚨💥 YELP JUST THREW A WHOLE ASS PARTY AND FORGOT TO INVITE YOU!! 💥🚨 Hold on to your Yelp reviews, fam! 🤤💔 They’ve hit the *refresh* button harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving after one too many wine spritzers! 🍷💥 We’re talking a chatbot assistant that’s more chatty than your nosy neighbor who literally knows your dog's name. 🐶🥴 And guess what? Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to a robot answering them faster than you can say "this is fine" while the kitchen burns down! 🔥📞 Like, at this point, the robot can probably handle your love life better than you can! 🤖💔 But wait, there's MORE! They even introduced MENU VISION. That's right, folks—now the food can literally see you judging it! 😱👀 Honestly, if my cheeseburger can tell me I’m a 4 out of 10, I might just double down like ‘Drake Pointing’ meme! 📈💪 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we realized people eat more after they complain, so we’re just going full AI and skipping the middleman.” 🤡💬 💣 HOT TAKE: If Yelp keeps this up, they’ll soon have an AI so advanced it’ll be recommending you a therapist after your last date… and please, can someone put that in the next update? 😂 #Based #YelpIsOnSomething 🔥💰 Share this or your next restaurant experience will be, well… cringe. 💀✨