🚨ATTENTION, GRUBBERS!🚨 Yelp’s comin' in H🔥T with its shiny new AI sidekick: Yelp Host! 🤖💬 So, buckle up, because we’re entering the Matrix of reservations. Forget human interaction, it’s 2023 and we’re letting an AI chat-bot take our calls like, “Hey, Siri, can you please get me a table at the restaurant where my dog can order extra bacon?” 😂🐶🥓 But WAIT! There’s MORE! This AI is like that friend who always knows the latest gossip (even if it's about your mac and cheese options). 💁‍♂️ Not only can it book your table like a boss, it can even cancel or modify reservations while you are busy doing your best “this is fine” meme impersonation in the kitchen. 🔥🔥🔥 Let's be real: Yelp is basically yelling, “STONKS!” 📈💰 as they roll out this $149/month tech that’s nabbing jobs faster than a hungry waiter at a buffet. “*Leaked Developer Quote*: ‘We figured if humans are gonna ghost on calls anyway, why not let AI take the heat?’” 🤡 In conclusion, mark my words: soon we’ll be eating dinner with AI, and your waiter? Just a hologram serving you... “robot fries.” 🤖🍟 The future is here, and it’s cringe but also kinda based! 💀 Share this madness, fam! 🚀