🍕✨**BREAKING: Yelp ZOOMS Into the Future with AI Video Reviews! But Wait... Is That a Stonks or a Pile of 🤡?**✨🍔 So, *Yelp* just turned your food reviews into ✨*AI-generated video masterpieces*✨. Sounds lit, right? 🤩 Well, hold on — there's a catch BIGGER than your Uncle Rick's slice of cake at the family reunion! 🍰👀 📽️ Imagine this: You leave a review about your favorite sushi place, and BAM!✨ An AI video pops up, featuring *graphics* of fish swimming in circles while it *narrates* your thoughts like Morgan Freeman on a caffeine high. But guess what? If your review includes any spicy language (thot, cringe, etc.), the AI will roast YOU harder than that *one* guy in the comments section. 🔥💀 💬 "Yo, if I could make a video roasting the people who leave the 'This is Fine' comments on Yelp, I'd install it in every restaurant!" said a totally real dev from Yelp dev team (I swear, bro). So, is this the future of food reviews? Or just another way for Yelp to monetize your mediocre ramen experiences? 🤔👀 Fr fr, I’m not ready for my voice to be AI’d into a cringe compilation! Hot take: Next year, Yelp will be offering a premium tier where AI chefs start giving you food advice based on your reviews! *This is fine.* 🚀💰🍣