🚨💰BREAKING: Cercli’s $12M Series A is so oversubscribed it’s practically begging for a chill pill! 😂💊 Welcome to the wild west of MENA tech where *compliance tools* are as outdated as your grandma’s flip phone 📞📅. 🎉💥 So what’s cooking in this spicy pot of AI magic? Meet Cercli, the new hotshot taking aim at enterprise systems that’ve got more fragmentation than that one friend who can’t commit to plans! *Yikes* 🤡💔. The duo behind this brainchild? Akeed Azmi 🕵️‍♂️ and David Reche 👽 - two ex-Careem wizards who’ve decided that this region really needs a “Rippling for MENA," because ATM machines and HR don’t wanna play in the same sandbox. Like, can we get a *fist bump* for progress?? 🤜🤛 “I'm just here to make spreadsheets less painful,” said an imaginary dev who definitely didn't get enough sleep last night. 😴 Meanwhile, investors are out here like “STONKS! 🚀💸” but we all know funding is only slightly less chaotic than my Tinder dates. 🤷‍♂️ 🔮🔥🔥 HERESY ALERT: I predict the next round will just be Insta reels of venture capitalists doing the “Cercli Shuffle” and treating HR compliance like a TikTok challenge. Because why not? Buckle up, fam! 🤠💃 #MENA#TechJungle#CringeButBased