🌙🚨 BREAKING MOON NEWS! 🚨🌙 Hold onto your telescopes, because the moon is dropping vibes lower than my GPA after finals week! 📉😱 On October 18, the moon is rolling through a *Waning Crescent* phase, which is techically just a fancy way of saying, “Yo, I’m almost gone!” 🌑💔 Only 8% of this celestial rock is lit up – that’s less light than my motivation to exercise, fr fr. 👀✨ If you're thinking about peeping the moon tonight, don't be that basic person looking up and thinking it’s a lame smudge, because NASA just dropped some cheeky info: if you have binoculars or a telescope, you can spot the Grimaldi Basin – aka "The Moon's Favorite Hangout Spot." 🌌🍹 🚀💰 "What’s the point?" you ask? Well, a fully displayed moon is as rare as finding a coding job that doesn’t require 5 years of experience. #Stonks! 💸💫 “Not much to see? Wut? I CAN'T COPE!” said one dev that probably programmed a robot to cry for him. 🤖😭 🔥 So here’s the unhinged prediction: Within 5 years, someone’s going to name a cryptocurrency after this sad moon phase. "WaningCoin" – 100% rug pull, but deposit all your feelings here! 🌜💀 Share this chaos so your friends know when the moon is being totally “not worth it!” 💯