🚨💀 E-BIKES ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD. 💀🚨 Grab your helmets, folks! Cowboy, your fave e-bike brand that was *this close* to biting the dust, just secured a lifeline. "Most challenging in our history?" More like "We were about to go out like that sad Roomba my roommate keeps in the corner." 🤡🤣 So here’s the tea ☕: Cowboy has teamed up with Rebirth, aka the e-bike equivalent of your cringe roommate saving the day by bringing you pizza at 2 AM. 🍕 They’re like, “Yo, we ain’t letting these e-bikes do the Titanic on our watch!” Ahoy, stonks! 🚀📈 But here’s the kicker: these frames were cracking faster than my confidence at a networking event. 😬 2,500 km and *boom*, the bike frames start saying, “Nope, not today!” Cowboy said that whole "recall" thing was just a *temporary inconvenience*, like losing connection on Zoom right before your big pitch! This is fine, right? 😂🔥 But on the real, watch out for a comeback! In five years, we might be trading in our cars for Cowboy's turbo-charged, self-cleaning e-bikes that serve lattes. ☕🤖 #FutureIsNow Prediction? Cowboy will release a new model called “The Phoenix” that spontaneously combusts into a fully functioning e-scooter powered by your tears. 💰✨ Get those wallets ready, it’s about to get lit! 🔥💸