🎉🚨 Y’all, it’s Apple Event day, aka the Olympic level of consumerism where we cheer for our overlords while clutching our wallets! And guess what? There’s an **EPIC** price drop on M4 MacBooks! 💸💥💻 Hold onto your Crocs, fam! The 24GB M4 MacBook Pro is now a whopping **$400 OFF**! That’s like finding 4 extra fries in your McDonald’s bag—absolute *gold*! 🍟✨ And the M4 Pro with 48GB RAM? Same story, bro! They’re practically GIVING these bad boys away. Meanwhile, the iPhone 16 Pro is getting a makeover—down **$470**! That’s the kind of deal that has you yelling “final sale” while holding back tears over Apple’s monthly subscription fees. 😭📱✨ As one “dev” said, “I just bought my third MacBook. I think I’m a hoarder now?” 🤑💀 No cap, if you don’t grab one of these deals, you are CRINGE. Just look at those price tags like Drake pointing to stonks—pure vibes! 📈🚀 So, don your finest hypebeast attire and make these purchases, because I predict the next iPhone will be *embedded* in your skin. Y’all laugh now, but just wait! 🔮🤖🔥 #DystopianTechFuture