🚨🔔 **BREAKING NEWS: Epic vs. Apple Drama Turns into a Meme-lympics!** 🔔🚨 So Y Combinator, the OG of startup pep talks and “let’s throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks” vibes, just dropped an amicus brief in favor of Epic Games in their wrestling match 👊🥊 against the Apple overlords! 🍏💀 Honestly, this is like watching your favorite underdog movie but with more pixels and fewer emotional scenes. 🤖✨ YC just pulled a “this is fine” meme while sipping overpriced avocado toast, declaring Apple’s 30% App Store fee a **“tax on innovation.”** 💸💩 LOL, someone get Tim Cook a reality check, because in their eyes, that’s NOT a stonk when you’ve gotta pay for updates. 🤔 Down with the 30% vig; we’re not trying to donate to the Cook Foundation, fr fr! 😂🔥 “Look, Apple, I love your tech, but these fees are more toxic than my last Tinder date,” a *“developer”* allegedly said (totally legit source, trust me). 📱🚀 So what's next? Will Epic just build their own app store and charge a *cool* 5%? 🍭🍬💰 *Plot twist: it will run on a hamster wheel for power!* Unhinged prediction: In a shocking turn of events, Epic will issue a *Fortnite-themed* legal skin where players can declare “Taxation is Theft” while dancing. Get ready for TikTok to explode! 💃🚀👀 #EpicIsBased #AppleCopeAndSeethe