🚀🔥 Y Combinator just dropped an “Early Decision” track that’s so early it’s basically still in the womb, fam! 🍼💰✨ You wanna graduate *before* you start building? Plot twist: Y Combinator just turned into your favorite college professor who gives you a participation trophy for rolling out of bed. 🏆🥱 Imagine telling your parents, “Yeah mom, I’m in a startup accelerator before I even get my diploma!” 🤡💀 No cap, that’s like flexing with a guppy-sized fish after watching Gary Vee's TikToks. "I’m an entrepreneur!" *screams in student loans* 🎓📉 Some leaked developer quotes just in: "Honestly, I just want to launch an app that turns homework into cash—like a TikTok for textbooks." 📚➡️💸 Another above-average brain said, “If I can graduate with a startup AND a degree, I’m basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.” 😱🧠💥 Drake pointing at a diploma because he’s heard of venture capital *before* graduating is the energy we need right now! 👀📈 Prediction time: In 2025, we’ll have “incubator cribs” where babies are going to start pitching ideas to venture capitalists before they even learn to crawl. Buckle up, the future is chaotic AF! 🤖✌️🌌