🚨 BREAKING: X (formerly Twitter, but who even remembers?) just dropped the *About This Account* feature, and OMG 🤡 the results are juicier than a watermelon at a summer BBQ! 🍉🔥 Turns out, Uncle Sam’s not the only one seething over politics. Trolls are rolling in from all over the globe like it's round two of the World Cup! ⚽💰 Forget “America First” — we’ve got “Trump2028” accounts popping up in Nigeria 🇳🇬, Eastern Europe 🌍, and even Thailand 🇹🇭! Like, are we sure these “independent women” aren’t just a K-Pop band on a mission? 💀🎤 Imagine the scene in the troll factory: “Yo, Vlad! Can you send me some tweets about freedom and eagles? I need 50 by lunch. 🦅📅” And there’s Kevin in a basement somewhere, wondering why his followers are mostly 12-hour-olds on summer break. Cringe! 🤦‍♂️ So, let’s roast these bot farms like marshmallows over a campfire of chaos, but here’s the kicker: this could lead to a *Blow-Up of International Influence* in American politics!🚀💣 Stonks are going up for troll farms because fr fr, who needs a social life when you can troll Americans for fun? Mark my words, soon we’ll see a petition for “Foreign Trolling Appreciation Month.” 🤖💥 Who’s in?!