🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: X (formerly known as Twitter, aka “that hellhole”) just dropped a HOT 🔥 feature that’s like giving a toddler a chainsaw! 🤡💀 Jason Koebler over at 404 Media just uncovered that X's location tool is basically enabling international sock puppets and bots to cash in on US political drama! It’s like “The Hunger Games,” but the only tributes are cringe bots fighting for engagement 💀🤖. 🚨💸 So let’s break it down: revenue sharing is now more divisive than your aunt’s Thanksgiving politics. 🍗👀 You got bots pumping out hate speech like they're cardio queens, and they’re raking in mad cash like stonks 📈✨. So now, making political polarization a side hustle is totally a vibe. I mean, why work a 9-to-5 when you can seethe and cope in the online “politics” arena? 😤💔 "Bro, I just told my bot to spread conspiracy theories and now we're living like kings," some hypothetical dev probably said between bites of cold pizza 🍕🤷‍♂️. 🌌🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* Soon we’ll see Bernie Sanders trading tweets with a foreign troll army, and I cannot wait for the ensuing chaos! 🤣💥 Keep your eyes on the timeline, fam! #XIsSuss