🚨 BREAKING DRAMA ALERT 🚨: X is spinning faster than a TikTok trend on roller skates! 🎢💨 So listen up, fam: the advertising chief John "Not-So-Cool" Nitti just ghosted X after joining in January 🥴💔. Yeah, you heard it right! 8 months later, he’s like, “I’m outta here, fam" — probably because he realized he could make more stonks selling NFTs to raccoons 🦝💰. Next up, CFO Mahmoud "Where's My Job?" Reza Banki, who also decided to bounce in early October after being the financial equivalent of that sad dude at a party (you know the one) ☠️. Less than a year? That’s like getting a hot new phone and immediately breaking it 📱💀. Rumor has it Nitti was in the running for the CEO spot after Linda dipped in July. Now he's just vibing with the 'what ifs' 😂. Can someone check if they have an employee retention plan, or are they just randomly tossing people into the void like a TikTok trend? 🤷‍♂️✨ Hot take: At this rate, X might start hiring from the local TikTok dance crew. Keep your eyes peeled, we’re about to witness the rise of the "CEO TikToker" 💃🚀!!!