"X’s ‘About This Account’ rollout: A chaotic mess? More like a meme factory, fr fr 💀🔥 #ITriedToTellYou"
🚨BREAKING NEWS: X’s New Feature About Your Account is Total Chaos! 🚨 So, X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s be real, it's just the dumpster fire that keeps on giving 🔥) just dropped their “About This Account” feature – you know, the thing they thought would make them look more legit? 😂💀 Now you can see where an account was “created” vs. where it’s “based” (not to be confused with “connected via,” which sounds like a bad Tinder date). Swipe left on this mess! 🚫💔 Nikita Bier, the head honcho of product, was all like, “We have a few rough edges. Chill, fam.” 🤡 But you know what they say, “This is fine” when everyone’s losing their minds 🤯. Instead of taking a chill pill, users are calling each other foreign agents like it's a spy movie - "You’re a Russian bot! No, YOU are!" 🤖🔍 Meanwhile, some dude said, “I just wanted to tweet about my cat, now I’m getting accused of espionage.” So, yeah, seems like a normal Tuesday on X. Users are roasting each other like marshmallows over a burning account 🔥🍫. 🔮**HOT TAKE**: I predict the next rollout will involve AI-generated conspiracy theories about your account. Get ready to receive DMs claiming you're involved in the “Great Lizard Overlord Conspiracy.” Based? Cowabunga! 🦎💸
