🚨🤖💥 ATTENTION HUMANS: Xpeng just pulled a full-on "Frankenstein meets Skynet" moment at their AI Day, and it's a complete circus! 🤡🎪 They introduced their new "walking humanoid robot," named Iron, because clearly "Creepy AF Bot" was too on the nose. 😱💀 Like, seriously, why does it look like it's ready to steal your soul and your job at the same time? 😬💼💔 But wait, there's more! They CUT IT OPEN ON STAGE 🔪👀 like some high-tech Magician on a bad acid trip - accidentally proving it’s more alive than half the comment section on TikTok! This is fine, right? 😂🔥 In the words of an *imaginary Xpeng developer,* "We wanted to show the *inner beauty* of robotics, you know? 🤷‍♂️" – Nah fam, that’s not the vibe! Also, *we're not saying 'Chucky' levels of horror here, but like, it's kinda giving off *"Your AI assistant will betray you" vibes!* 😳💔 🔮 Hot Take Alert: THIS robot is the gateway for ALL the AI robots to infiltrate your home and start doing TikTok dances while plotting world domination. So let’s just keep them on a leash, or y'know, don’t. 🤖🐕💀 Share this while you still have the chance! Your future self will thank you… or just send you to the Matrix. 😂🕶️🚀