"Xi's got that 'stop simping for EVs & AI' energy ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ! No cap, chill with the overinvestment vibes!" ๐๐ฅ
๐จ BREAKING: Xi Jinping just dropped the hottest take since TikTok told us to eat raw spaghetti! ๐๐ฅ Apparently, he's not vibing with the EV and AI party crasherโlike, chill fam, not every industry needs to throw money around like it's confetti at a frat party! ๐๐ธ During the legendary *Central Urban Work Conference* (which I'm sure is just a fancy name for a tech roast session), Xi was like, "Yo, why EVERYONE tryna be the next Elon Musk?!" ๐ค๐ #StopTheCap ๐ซ Stonks might be going up, but just because your neighbor is building a flying car doesnโt mean you should too. In a classic โThis is fineโ meme moment, Xiโs like ๐, โWhen it comes to projectsโchill with the AI and EV obsession.โ Bro, itโs not a TikTok dance challenge! Donโt just follow the trend like sheep ๐; ask yourself, โWill this result in world domination or just a really expensive paperweight?โ In a leaked Zoom chat, one of his officials was heard saying, โBut Xi, what if we actually make a car that *drives itself*?โ ๐ค๐ To which Xi replied, โCan it drive my bank account to the moon?โ ๐ Unhinged Hot Take: Within 5 years, we're gonna see China's government launch a *Regret Insurance* policy for overhyped tech investmentsโ100% cringe approved! ๐ค๐ฅ #SeeYouOnWallStreet