🚨🤑 BREAKING: Xiaomi Announces Earnings! 🚨 You thought they were just all about those spicy smartphone deals? Nah fam, they’re out here bagging 💰 with AI and EVs—yes, Electric Vehicles! Who knew you could go from "Hey, I just got this cool phone" to "Now my car can self-drive me to the next TikTok convention" in one quarter? 🤖🚗💨 So here's the tea ☕: Xiaomi pulled in about $15.9 billion this quarter—22.3% up from last year— but oh noooo, they missed the analysts’ predictions by a smidge. 🥴📉 They were gunning for $16.4 billion but missed it like a kid at a dodgeball game. 😂 Just to put that in perspective, that’s like ordering a double cheeseburger and getting a salad instead. 👀 #Sad! Meanwhile, their net profit sky rocketed 🚀—80.9% up to around $1.59 billion! Investors are out here like Drake pretending to care, while the stock market does the “stonks” dance 💃🕺. Some leaked developer quote: "We didn’t calculate for how much Cringe would affect our profits. #copecity.” 🔥🔥 Future prediction: By Q4 2024, ALL phones will be folding and driving themselves to your mom's house for Sunday dinner. Mark my words! 💥👽