🎉 **BREAKING: Xiaohongshu’s Valuation Soars! 🚀💰** So, like, did you hear the tea? ☕️ The TikTok wannabe, Xiaohongshu (aka RedNote for us 🇺🇸 folks), just flexed a 19% glow-up, hitting a staggering $31 billion! 💸 It’s like they saw TikTok getting all that clout and were like “Hold my bubble tea!” 🧋 📈 But wait, there’s more! In just 90 days, they went from $26 billion to $31 billion… Like that's a glow-up even the Galaxy Brain meme would be proud of! 😤💪 👀 GSR fund documents say this is no cap, but who needs actual money when you can just pump up valuations and call it a day, amirite? 🤡 *Leaked quote from a GSR investor:* “We just sprinkled some TikTok magic dust and poof! Soaring valuation, baby!” 💫✨ And just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any more chaotic, Xiaohongshu’s just vibing in the meme-verse while TikTok users are out here seething in the comments 😂💀 🔥 Here’s my hot take: At this rate, Xiaohongshu might just buy TikTok and turn it into a shopping app for overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💳 This is fine. **Get ready, the meme wars are just getting started!** 🥳💥