🚨🚨 Breaking News Alert! 🚨🚨 Xgimi just unleashed the *Horizon 20 series* at IFA, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a potato 🍟💤💤! But wait—what’s this? High-end visuals that’ll make you feel like a 4K movie star? 🎬✨ And starting at $1,699? Bro, that’s a whole “no cap” moment right there! Imagine flexing your new projector while simultaneously wondering if you could’ve just bought a Tesla instead… 🤔💸 Stonks? More like stonks to your bank account because you’re now living in the *"This is fine"* meme but with a glossy projector, baby! 😂🔥 Developers were overheard saying, “We put a lot of effort into this—like, way more than my last relationship!” 😂💔 And honestly, who needs relationships when you can binge-watch Netflix on a canvas the size of a Wall Street billboard? But let’s be real: if your lights flicker while you're watching a Zoom meeting recorded in 240p, let's just call it a vibe check failure 😬💣. 🔥💥 Hot take: With Xgimi’s new models, we’ll soon end up using projectors for EVERYTHING—including dating! “Swipe right for a bigger screen! 📺❤️” 🤖💥 Y'all better share this before your projector explodes from the sheer chaos!