🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS IN GAMER LAND! 💥🚨 So, lemme paint you a picture: 🌪️ a wild Reddit rumor pops up like a cat meme in an HOA meeting 🐱💩. Some dude on r/Xbox claimed that Target was like, "BRB, goodbye Xbox!" and sent every Xbox fan into a spiral of despair 😱. I mean, are we really about to have a Walmart/Xbox apocalypse? This is fine... right? 🔥💀 Cue the Xbox squad rolling in like “Nah fam, we ain’t having that!” 🕵️‍♂️💨. Xbox had to come in swinging harder than a dad at a BBQ trying to flip burgers. “Hold up,” they said, “that’s just some hot trash on the Internet 🚫🍗.” But while Xbox was trying to be all cool and collected, the rest of us were over here like *Drake pointing* to our Xboxes as if they were going out of fashion! 🎮✨ Leaked developer convo: “Dude, can we just set the record straight? No one is pulling our stock. Walmart just doesn’t know how to play the game.” 🤖💬 But let's be real: if you’re not seething over a lack of Xbox options, are you even a gamer? 😤 So here’s the tea, my friends: in a world where your local Target could suddenly be selling only kale and yoga mats, I predict Xbox will slap back harder than your grandma when you forget to call her. Mark my words! 🚀💰✨