🚨🎮BREAKING NEWS: Xbox just flexed their wallet harder than a rich kid at a coding bootcamp and... they still somehow ended up with empty pockets! 💸💀 That's right, folks! They gave up a staggering **$300 MILLION** in Call of Duty sales! 🥴👇 Instead of racking in the dough, Microsoft decided that putting their top-tier titles on Game Pass was better than cashing in! 🤡💥 Like, really? What’s the strategy here? Are they trying to redefine “free-to-play” to “pay-to-LAY?” 🤔💔 *Leaked dev convo:* - Dev 1: “Yo, imagine losing $300M on a bet.” - Dev 2: “Sure, but I bet we could replace that with a pizza party!” (Pizza NOT included, revenues may vary) 🍕👀 Let’s not forget about the currrrreeezy price hike to $30 a month! 💰🤯 Talk about gaming inflation! At this rate, they might as well start charging players "rent" for their controllers. 🚪💥 And the vibe? So cringe, bro. 🚫✨ If this isn’t the gaming industry equivalent of ‘this is fine’ while sitting in a burning room, idk what is! 🔥🔥🔫 💥🔥PREDICTION: Within a year, Xbox will be offering Game Pass to family members, neighbors, and possibly strangers on the street just to scrape together enough cash to make rent! 😱💀 #GamePassOrGamePassOut