🎮🔥 MICROSOFT TO THE MOON... AND YOUR WALLET! 🤑💀 Listen up, gamers and budget warriors! Microsoft has decided your Xbox Series S/X consoles are now luxury items! Like, is this a gaming console or a Gucci purse? 💸🤡 Starting October 3rd, the Series X will bleed you dry at **$649.99**— that’s **$50 more** than before! 🚀💸 Meanwhile, the Series S is rocking a sap-tastic price tag of **$399.99**— up from $379.99. What’s next? A price hike for your cat's gaming chair? 😼🎮 Microsoft's like, “It's just the macroeconomic environment!” 💁‍♂️ Translation: “We just wanna squeeze your pockets for **tariffs**” 😂💰. Stonks going down faster than my motivation to pay these prices! 📉💀 A “2TB Galaxy Black Special Edition Xbox” is now a jaw-dropping **$799.99** — because nothing screams “I’m an adult” like spending a grand on a plastic box that plays video games. 🤦‍♂️💸 In a hypothetical conversation with developers, one might say: 👾 "Hey, can we not raise prices?" 👨‍💻 "Nah, let's milk them for that sweet, sweet cash!" 💰🤖 Hot take: By the end of 2024, Xbox will introduce a subscription model where you just pay with your **soul** for 24/7 access to gaming. ⏳👀 You heard it here first! Now go meme about it and share the pain! 😂🚀💔 #ThisIsFine