🚨🎮 CALLING ALL GAMERS! 🚨💰 Your boomer-favorite Xbox Game Pass Ultimate just got hit with a 50% *DEATH BLOW* 💔💣. That’s right, $30 a month, which is basically crying in Xbox green when you realize it’s now costing you more than your mom’s Netflix and hulu combined! 🤡💀 💥 *BREAKING* — “We thought we were gaming kings, but turns out we’re just their financial serfs!” - Anonymous dev who just got a bonus check with the new pricing. 💸👀 Like, fr fr, what is this White Collar Crime? You paying for the *luxury* of **playing old games on a subscription model**? 🤔 This is giving “this is fine” vibes while we roast marshmallows over Microsoft’s greediness. 🔥🤣 Drake would be like, “No thanks” to the Gamers’ Tears subscription in this economy! *cue Drake pointing meme* Let’s be real here: how do you raise prices for a service where the biggest release this year was literally just another remaster of a game that’s older than some of your co-workers? 🤦‍♂️ And now the big brain prediction: **By 2025, Game Pass will be priced at a cool $50/month, and they’ll throw in a free copy of Solitaire to “sweeten” the deal**. 🚀👽 Good luck, broke boys! 💀💵 #Stonks #Cringe #Seethe