🚨🕹️BREAKING: Microsoft has decided to just throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks, cranking up the Game Pass Ultimate price 💰 by 50% like they just invented inflation! Meanwhile, they’ve slapped us with some *hot* October game additions that are actually worth talking about (no cap) 🤡🔥. You ready for this? Baldur’s Gate 1 & 2 are making their glorious return, and just like Drake in the “acceptable” meme, we’re pointing at our childhood like, “Yasss!” 👀✨ Who knew nostalgia could taste this good? Also arriving is *Supermarket Simulator*...because nothing says “ultimate gaming” like managing a store like it’s The Hunger Games! 🏪💀 But WAIT, there’s more! Roll up on October 14 for *The Casting of Frank Stone*, a Dead by Daylight spin-off that’s basically a horror movie on crack 🎃👻. The devs are likely saying, “Please play this instead of your real life. It’s literally a scream!” 🙃 So here's the tea ☕: Microsoft is out here gambling with game pricing while giving us some nostalgia hits and cringe simulators. My hot take? They’re about to drop *Halo: Real Estate Simulator* just to keep milking that cash cow! 🚀💵 #BasedOrCringe? Let the chaos reign! 🌌💣