🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN TECH LAND!🔥🚨 So, apparently, after the latest mass layoff *bloodbath* at Xbox (RIP to all those souls 🪦💔), a Microsoft exec decided that “capitalism is a brutal mistress” and suggested AI is the go-to therapist now. 🤖😭 Yeah, you heard that right! CoPilot, Microsoft’s glorified chatbot, is now moonlighting as your emotional support buddy! 😂💼 Picture this: “Hey CoPilot, I just got laid off, what do I do?” 🤔 CoPilot responses: “Breathe in, breathe out... and also, have you tried turning it off and on again?” 💀💁‍♂️ Thanks, AI, for the great emotional insight. 🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our team was like, ‘Wanna use AI for moral support?’ And I was like, ‘We’re the ones supposed to be emotionally ruined, not the code!’” 🤦‍♂️ Yo, Microsoft, this is a *major* cope. You wanna sell CoPilot as an emotional crutch? 💰💩 Meanwhile, the only thing left in Xbox is a bunch of pixels simping for attention! **🔥Hot Take Alert**: Within 5 years, all layoffs will be replaced by robots! Human workers? Nah, just a bunch of emotional AI buddies high-fiving each other through the existential dread! 🚀💀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine Share if you’re ready to be replaced by a chatbot! 🤡👀