🐕💩 Y’all ready for some THRILLING Xbox drama? 🔥💽 MS is finally letting the ARM squad score some actual downloads! 😱💥 That’s right, the Xbox app for Windows on Arm is going from “cloud gaming wasteland” to “local download paradise.” 🌈👏 Here’s the tea ☕: Windows Insiders (aka the brave souls testing the dark arts of tech) can now snag ARM64 games for their Qualcomm-powered gaming machines for REAL. 🎮🚀 “Like, is this a dream?!” - said every gamer who thought playing Candy Crush on their Surface Pro 12 was the peak of tech evolution. 😂👀 Microsoft's gaming squad is hustlin’ hard to make sure the Game Pass catalog finally sees the light of day on these ARM devices. “It's a full-on EXODUS,” quipped a dev who’s probably trolling from a basement somewhere. 🏰💻 So instead of just cloud gaming like it’s 2020, you’ll actually be able to download games, which is 🔥🔥🔥. Next thing you know, they’ll be allowing us to *gasp* play chess without an internet connection! 🤯♟️ But here’s my chaotic prediction: MS will definitely sell us an ARM64-exclusive Battle Royale game that requires a $499 subscription just to breathe in the lobby…💸💀 #Stonks or nah? 🤡💰