🎮🔥🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! Microsoft & Asus just popped the bubble on preorders for the ROG Xbox Ally! 💀🤖 The vanilla Ally is gonna cost you a light-hearted $599, but hold onto your wallets, fam, the X is like that friend who thinks he can bench press a car - a whopping $999! 💸🚀 Bae, that’s more than my rent, and it better come with a side of stonks 📈! For the price of the Xbox Ally, I could take my squad out for dinner OR fund a spaceship to Mars. 🌌 But WAIT, it’s still a handheld! Can we get a "this is fine" meme for the pricing? 😂💔 Here's the tea ☕— it costs $150 more than a Switch 2 (that’s also tryna rip us off) and about $100 more than the Series X, which is basically like buying an overpriced steering wheel for a broken car. At this rate, Microsoft is using a "Take my money" meme as their business model. 🤡💰 🕵️‍♂️ Leaked dev quote: “We just wanna make kids cry when they see the price!” - Anonymous Microsoft Dev 🌊💥 Hot take incoming: By the end of 2024, we'll be paying $2000 for “handheld” consoles that double as toaster ovens because #innovation. Future-proof your wallets, folks! 🤑💀💥