🚨🎮BREAKING: Xbox is about to drop the handheld we didn't ask for, but here we are! 🔥 Introducing the Xbox Ally handhelds, hitting the virtual streets on October 16, and guess what? We STILL don’t know the price 🤡💀. I mean, come on Microsoft, are you playing hide-and-seek with our wallets? 💸 While your execs podcast about "exciting features" in a game of “who-can-speak-with-the-most-buzzwords,” we’re out here like Drake pointing at our empty pockets, begging for clarity. 🤑 ✨Rumor has it the ROG Xbox Ally will cost around $650, and the snazzier ROG Xbox Ally X could hit that sweet, sweet $900 mark 🚀💰. Like, are we buying handhelds or a new spaceship? Stonks down, friends! 📉 Developer 1: “Guys, what price should we set? 🤔” Developer 2: “What do you mean, we want them to buy the console, not a kidney!” 💀 So, y’all ready to take your Xbox games on the go while paying for a kidney transplant afterwards? Because that’s the vibe! 🙌💥 🔥🎤 Here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2026, Xbox will release a handheld that doubles as a toaster—because why not? You can toast your bread AND binge-play Halo! 🍞💥 #ThisIsFine #MaxChaos #HandheldHell