🚀💸 Y'all ever heard of the latest RAID on your wallet? 🙅‍♂️💰 Enter the ROG Xbox Ally, and let me tell you—this gaming handheld is NOT for the faint of heart (or small of bank account) 😳💔! According to some *totally legit* leaks (like my uncle’s friend’s cousin’s TikTok), 😏 we're talkin' about prices so spicy they should come with a warning label: 599 euros for the basic model and 899 euros for that extra crispy “X” version. That’s like 70 bucks for the most glorified Game Boy you’ve ever seen! 💔🔥 **“Can’t wait to see a return on my investment, or should I just buy a PC?”** — some dev probably said this after the meeting. 💀💪 The future is here, and it’s just as expensive as I feared. But hey, why let a good game experience get in the way of making bank? Stonks 💹 to the moon, or maybe into the abyss, who knows? So what’s the prediction? *Drake pointing meme* “Budgeting for this? Nah, I’m just gonna cry.” 👀💩 Buckle up, folks; the only thing more outrageous than the price will be the memes flooding your feeds once this beauty drops! 😂🔥