🚨🎮 BREAKING: Xbox Hardware DOES NOT Get "Thanos Snapped" from Target and Walmart! 💔💸 So listen up, fam! 🥴 Microsoft was vibing at the weekend cookout, minding their own business, when suddenly BOOM! 💥 Whispers spread faster than your grandma’s gossip about you being "too old for gaming" 💀—the squad thought Target and Walmart were about to dump their Xbox stock like last year’s meme. Cue the chaos! “Is Xbox going KAPUT?!” 😱 But Microsoft jumped in faster than your dude who can’t finish a sentence without saying “no cap” to shut the rumors down. 🧢 They slapped those haters with a counter-slay: “Nah, we’re still here, not going anywhere!” 🚀 “Listen, if our Xbox consoles went missing from stores, we’d just use our **‘Microsoft Paint-Ball’** to draw them back in 🖌️,” said a *leaked* Microsoft dev who probably just wants to stop working on Microsoft Teams. 😂 So how did Target and Walmart respond? “Cringe! We’re keeping the Xboxes. They’re even more lit than our Black Friday deals.” 🔥 Now, here’s the kicker: in 5 years, Xbox will be replaced by VR headsets controlled by your pet cat. 🐱👓 Mark my words! Stonks or cats? 😹💰 #TeamCat Share this if you too think our grocery stores should sell *actual* games, not just overpriced snacks! ✌️🤖