🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Welcome to the Xbox $360 Era, Where Game Pass Is More Expensive Than Your Rent! 🚨💸💀 🎮 Microsoft just pulled a classic bait-and-switch, folks! Remember when Xbox Game Pass was lit? 😍🔥 Now it’s costing you a cool $29.99/month, which is basically the price of a small car 🚗💰. That’s right, stonks just crashed harder than me trying to do a backflip! 📉💀 Can we ALL agree that the Xbox Series S *should* just come with "Game Pass - the Price Is Right Edition"? 🤡✌️ Meanwhile, Microsoft throws their unicorn $1,000 Xbox Ally X handheld at us like a child at a tantrum, screaming, “Buy it or else!” 🚀🤖 Some alleged “insider” developer claims: “Who needs groceries, when you can binge-play Dark Souls for the price of a gym membership?” 💪👀 I’m dead. As I sip my lukewarm tea, I gotta ask: Is Xbox secretly trying to fund their next venture to Mars? 🌌🛸 No cap, they might just release the Game Pass Gold Tier 🚀 for your **actual** gold! In conclusion? This is fine. 😅🥴 You heard it here first: If the price keeps going up, the only thing we’ll be gaming on is our dreams! 😭✨ Share this if you’re not “cooperating” with Microsoft’s new subscription pricing! 💥