🚨🔥 Breaking News from the xAI Circus! 🔥🚨 🔥🌪️ Guess who just took the exit door at xAI? It’s none other than Robert Keele, the legal chief who *barely* survived a year! 🎢 No cap, Robert’s trading his lawyer wig for some quality toddler time! 👶👶 Feels like he's dodging Elon’s *next-level* chaos like it’s a game of dodgeball. 🌈💼 👀 Quote-unquote: "Spending time with my kids sounds WAY better than explaining to the SEC why we’re accidentally launching Skynet. 😬" Can we talk about the “daylight between our worldviews”? More like a BLACKHOLE, amirite? 😂💀 Meanwhile, the real question is: is Elon starting his own Baby Shark legal team or what? 🎵🦈💼💰 As Keele struts off to play dad instead of defending against “this is fine” meme-worthy lawsuits, the xAI ship is sinking faster than the Titanic on a TikTok dance. 💃🚢 🔥💬 **Hot take:** Let’s be real, in 2025, xAI will *definitely* be launching a line of “Law and Order: AI Edition” toys. Just you wait! It’ll be a hit—#LegalLegos, anyone? 🚀🤖👀 Stonks? Nah, let’s just say “xAI is *cringe*!” 😂💸 Share this chaos before robots take over your toddler's toys too!