🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 xAI is out here fundraising like they're playing Monopoly with Elon Musk's money bags! 💰🎩 It's their third time in TWO MONTHS, and they're aiming for a whopping $170B to $200B valuation! 🤯 That's a *ten times* glow-up from their measly $18B back in May. LIKE WHAT??? Stonks going brrrr! 📈💥 What’s next? xAI drops a limited edition $200B NFT of Grok the chatbot while pitching investors on why their latest AI can predict your organ harvesting needs! 🤖💀 “Just trust us, fam,” said a leaked developer who *definitely* did NOT say, “We’re still figuring out how to make our chatbot not sound like a confused toddler.” 👶🤔 If this keeps up, xAI might be the first company to be valued more than the GDP of small countries! 🌎🔥 No cap, I can see it now—directly usurping the throne from Bezos and Musk. Drake is pulling a double take 👀 and whispering “Not you, fam” to the other billionaires. UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of the year, if they keep this up, we might be raising funds to buy our own moon colony just to host a Grok AI conference! 🚀✨ Keep it wild, people!