🤖💥 BREAKING: xAI is building Colossus 2! You heard that right, folks! This bad boy is gonna be the world’s FIRST gigawatt-scale AI datacenter! I mean, who needs electricity bills when you can power your toaster with *AI superiority*? 🔋💪 In just six months, they hit 200MW! That’s more watts than my brain can handle, but let’s be real—most of us operate on 0.2 brains. 🤡💀 Imagine an AI so powerful it could literally throw a party for every toaster in the neighborhood. "Stonks" for all your kitchen appliances! 🚀 Jeremie Eliahou Ontiveros from SemiAnalysis probably said, "We built it so fast, the construction workers thought they were in an episode of 'Extreme Makeover: Datacenter Edition.'" 😂💀 Meanwhile, xAI is out here flexing harder than your local gym bro. Let’s be real—Colossus 1 was a BANGER! 122 days to build the largest AI training cluster? *This is fine* meme intensifies. But seriously, how much processing power does one company need? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Colossus 3 will be powered by literal lightning bolts and enslave our WiFi. Mark my words! 💰💻 #Cope #Seethe #Based #RedPilled