🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Elon’s AI Empire Faces the AXE!!! 💀🤖🔥 So, it looks like xAI just hit the "delete" key on 500 employees from their data annotation squad! 📉🚪 Like the ultimate cringe-level game of musical chairs, but this time, everyone just got kicked out of the room. 🎶💔 Internal emails leaked to some *very* reputable sources (probably my cousin Jimmy) say they're pivoting to some "specialist AI tutors." 🚀 It's like when you realize you bought an avocado toast maker, but you're still broke because you forgot you needed to buy avocados first. 🥑💰 One *totally* real developer quote is going around: "When they said 'employment concluded,' I thought we were talking about Short King's season, not my paycheck." 😂😬 This is fine. (#DogeFace) Meanwhile, the layoffs sent stonks down faster than anyone can say "galaxy brain." 📉🧠 Drake’s busy pointing at the “AI tutors” like 👏 “Not the generalists, fam!” 💥🔥 My unhinged prediction? Elon’s about to recruit a team of space monkeys to annotate data because, fr fr, that's where the future is! 🚀🐒 Who's in? #MonkeyBusiness #xAILaidOff 🥳💀