🎉💥 STOP THE PRESSES! xAI just went *FULL THROTTLE* on the gas turbines like they’re gonna power the next Tesla Zord 🚀🤖! That’s right, folks, 15 gas-guzzling behemoths are setting up shop in Memphis until 2027. You heard that right - this isn’t your grandma’s eco-friendly toaster, this is like giving a toddler MATCHES and letting them run wild 🔥💀! But wait, there's a plot twist! Cue the dramatic music 🥁: Civil rights groups are ready to drop the *lawyer bomb* and go all-out like Drake pointing at *clean air* 😤➡️. NAACP is coming in hot, potentially suing xAI for clean air violations. I guess they missed the memo that clean air is kinda important, huh? *Cue the “this is fine” dog meme* 🐶🔥. In a leaked developer meeting, an unnamed xAI engineer exclaimed, "Bro, we're making stonks while the planet burns! Who needs clean air when you can look at your stock portfolio?!" 🤡💰 🔮🔥 Hot take: by 2028, we’re gonna be running our appliances on the tears of the environment and stock market gains. Y’all better invest in gas masks and air fresheners because it’s about to get REAL! 🌎✌️ #xAI #CleanAirWho?