🚨🔗💥 BREAKING NEWS: X is bringing a whole new LEVEL of chaos to your link-clickin’ experience!! 💥🔗🚨 In a world where link engagement is as rare as that one person you met at a party who actually reads the Terms and Conditions, X's Head of Product, Nikita Bier, slides into our DMs with the ultimate glow-up: **“We’re testing a new link experience!”** 😱🔥 You heard it here first, fam! NO MORE leaving posts to click links. Now, the link opens without messing up your scroll game! So you can keep your thumbs limber while lurking 💪👌. Imagine your engagement soaring higher than the stonks 🚀📈! YOUR posts might finally see some LOVE. 💖 “Yeah, we KNOW links suck,” said some anonymous developer hiding under a desk. "But this new feature is gonna be like giving your grandma TikTok—absolute chaos!" 🤡💀 So here’s the scoop: X is rolling this out to iOS users first, because, let’s face it, Apple users will literally sell their souls for any update. 🍏😈 Ready for the unhinged prediction? By 2026, we’ll all be clicking links in METAVERSE COFFEE SHOPS with virtual baristas named ‘Linky McLinkface’ who personally thank you for each click. This is fine. 🤖☕🔥💅 #LinkOnX #ChaosEngagement #MemeTheWorld