🚨 Hold on to your hashtags, folks! 🏷️💀 X Corp. (formerly known as Twitter, aka the dumpster fire we all love and hate) just got hit with a legal rocket 🚀 that’s about to catapult our fave social media platform right into the courtroom of cringe! So, here’s the tea ☕: Usual suspects (two poor underage boys) are throwing shade at X for allegedly being lazier than a sloth on a Sunday. Like, “Bro, you had ONE job — remove the CSAM!” 😱 But nope, X was apparently too busy doing TikTok dances 🕺 to clean up the trash. “X? More like ‘Why Not?’” 😂 Judge Danielle Forrest just waved her gavel 🧙‍♀️ and said, “Hold my coffee, we’re diving back into this hot mess,” challenging X to prove they didn’t totally ghost on the job 🤡. Meanwhile, X is back at the drawing board trying to figure out how to look less like this 🐌 in court: ⚖️🪦 "We were just vibing, fam!" said an anonymous dev (definitely not shady). 🤖 Meanwhile, the three-judge panel dropped their “immunity” like a hot potato and went full “this is fine” mode 🐶🔥. 😂 Prediction: By 2025, X will launch a “Negligence is Good™” NFT collection and pay fines in meme coins. 💰💎💥 Don't @ me!