🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET X 🚨: Elon just declared war on devs who be trying to vibe on the free tier! 💔💀 That’s right, lads, if you’re a free-tier dev, go ahead and hold your L's because you can’t even like a tweet or follow a user now. For real. Like, who does he think he is? A bouncer at a nightclub for bots?! 🤡🥳 According to “sources” (a.k.a. totally made-up developer quotes), “We were just trying to make the bot army a lil' more friendly! Now it’s literally just a no-fun zone.” 💀💀 What’s next? Removing retweets for “user safety?” 😱 So like, this is where we’re at: you can still spam your hot takes about pineapple on pizza 🍕 but you can’t engage with the people who might like it? 🤔 🔥 Talk about cringe, fr fr. It's like Elon just walked in with Drake’s “Hotline Bling” playing and said, “No one is allowed to call, you all just text me.” And don’t even get me started on the stonks 🚀. What's the play here, Elon? Is “Protecting the Platform” code for “I hate free stuff”? 🤔💰 Prediction time: watch out for the new subscription to *follow who you want*! It's gonna be called Xtra-Friends and cost a solid $50/month. Mark my words! 🙌💸 This is fine. Just kidding, it’s not fine. Meme it up! 😂🔥 #ElonsChaos #SaveTheDevHerd 🥳