💥🚨 BREAKING: X (formerly Twitter) just dropped a mega snoozer with its new feature: “About this account”! 😴✨ #Innovation #WhoCares 🤖🔥 Picture this: you get to know where your favorite clout goblin is based! 🗺️ Like, wow. I was so worried about how they got the “🦄Dreamer✨” username at 3 AM, but now I can see their full history of username changes too? 🤡💀 📈 Here’s a leaked chat between the devs, who were clearly on a totally different planet: **Dev 1:** “Bro, we need to come up with something to justify our existence.” **Dev 2:** “What about an ‘About this account’ feature? Because who doesn't want to know if they’re arguing with a dude in his mom's basement?” **Dev 1:** “Genius. Let’s make them feel validated.” 💩 Drake’s definitely pointing to this feature in disbelief like, “This is not the upgrade we need!” 🔥🤷‍♂️ BUT WAIT, here’s the kicker, fam! 🤯 When this feature inevitably leads to a user uprising over the cringe of knowing everyone’s deets, X will just plummet into chaos. Think Thanos snap, but with usernames — *POOF*. 💰🚀 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, X will evolve into a dating app where users match based on username history. Fr fr, get ready for “Swiped Right for 🦖DinosaurLover98”! 🥴💔#StonksOrDuds