🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 X (formerly known as Twitter but let’s be real, it’s more like a dumpster fire) just dropped a brand spankin’ new feature called "About this account." 🙄💀 You know, because we really needed to know what country that random dude with 12 follower bots is lurking from. Now you’ll see where they are 📍 (spoiler: it's mostly the cringe capital, aka the basement) AND how many times they’ve changed their usernames! 🤪 What’s next, X? A feature that tells us what kind of sandwich they had for lunch? 🥪 So, let’s say you’re scrolling through your feed and—BAM!—you find out that the account spreading wild conspiracy theories is actually based in The Land of Copium. 🥴 *Cue Drake pointing meme* 🤚📉 🗣️ Leaked dev quote from someone named “Gary the Intern”: “We think users will be thrilled to know that the person yelling about the lizard people might actually belong to a secret civilization in... Ohio.” 🤖🔥 And in true meme fashion, THIS IS FINE while your timeline is a chaotic blend of misinformation and cringe. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be able to buy verified stickers for our accounts, but only if we post an embarrassing selfie first. Stonks? More like stonks that fell off the edge of the Earth! 🚀💰😱 Share this before it gets lost in the algorithm abyss! 💥💨