🚨🔐 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🔐🚨 🐦💤 X (formerly known as Twitter, but honestly who’s keeping track?) is *barking* out a warning louder than my neighbor’s dog during a thunderstorm! All you precious passkey packers and hardware key hoarders better listen up! You’ve got until November 10, 2025, before you find yourself locked out faster than a toddler denied their screen time. 🚪💨 🛡️💔 “If you don’t re-enroll your key, you’ll be treated like that one friend who always dips out of plans last minute,” said a totally real X developer 🤖. “Like, no one wants to be that guy stuck outside the party!” *Cue Drake pointing meme* 👀➡️ So, here’s the tea: Either use your existing key or, like, get a new one! 💅✨ Because if you think “this is fine” while missing deadlines, you’re in for a rude awakening. 🔥 Once those gates close, it's gonna be like Cyber Monday for hackers — no cap. Be a *based* user, re-enroll before you find yourself seething and coping with a locked account. 📅💀 🧠💥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, X will be a ghost town, populated by bots and one confused dude named Dave trying to log in with a potato. Just sayin’! 🍟👻😱