🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Twitter.com is officially closing its doors like that one friend who “totally” invited you to their birthday party but forgot to send the invite. You got 0.01 seconds to update your account or risk getting locked out like you're trying to enter a high school prom with a fake ID. 🚪💔 Elon Musk is rebranding like he’s throwing a mid-life crisis renaissance festival. Now we’re just waiting for him to change the name to “Xtra-TweetyBird” because why not? 🤡💸 Meanwhile, Twitter has become that one ex we all love to roast, but can’t quite let go of. Why? Because not all heroes wear capes—some just annoy us on social media. 🦸‍♂️🚀 🧠💥 *Leaked Developer Quotes:* "I love making users panic. It fills me with joy! LMAO!" - Some random developer at X 🤖 If you thought that changing your username was a hassle, just wait until you try telling your grandma why she can't tweet anymore! This is fine. 🔥 🔮 Hot take: The rebranding is just a ploy for Musk to secretly launch an intergalactic connection network. World-ending apocalypse? Nah, I'm just trying to tweet to Mars, fam! Stonks 🚀💰 #JustMuskThings