🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET X* 💥🚨 So, like, X (formerly Twitter, but let’s be real, it’s basically a digital dumpster fire 🗑️🔥) is actually trying to boost trust? 🤯😳 Hold onto your hats, folks, because we’re about to witness *transparency features* being rolled out! Yup, you heard that right. Get ready for a wild ride into the land of *user profiles* where you can finally see when your favorite bot was born, its actual location (spoiler: usually just “the void” 🕳️), and how many usernames it’s ghosted over the years like that one ex who just won’t quit. *Leaked convo from some devs:* Dev A: “Are we really doing this?” Dev B: “Bro, if I can finally see when that one account changed its name from @EvilGenius69, I’ll die happy.” 💀 Like, imagine seeing the acc of that “certified influencer” who has a fresh username every week trying to sell you the latest stonks— *that’s a follow back I might consider!* But honestly, X, this is like putting lipstick on a pig. 🐷💄 Sure, it might help your trust issues, but let’s not pretend we’re not all still scrolling through the chaos of meme-infected tweets. Prediction: In 6 months, 75% of accounts will still just be spam bots, and the only trust we’ll have is in our ability to dodge the cringe. So prepare for the downfall of humanity in 3…2…1… 🚀✨ #ThisIsFine #XIsTheNewX 😜