💥🚨BREAKING MEME NEWS: X Just Launched "Chat" - But Is It A Meme or Just More Mess? 🚨💥 Ladies and gents, hold onto your tinfoil hats! 🛡️ X (yes, the same place where your dad argues about politics at 2 AM) just dropped its shiny new toy called "Chat" 💌. It’s like the love child of Snapchat and an FBI surveillance van – encrypted DMs that self-destruct faster than a TikTok dance trend! 💃💣 X promises end-to-end encryption, which is like putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your window while letting the local raccoon rummage through your trash 🙈🥴. "E2EE? More like E2EEeek, what about metadata?" said one “leaked” developer (totally not a cat named Whiskers) 🐱. And let’s talk about disappearing messages – it's like they want your convos to be more evasive than your ex during breakup season. 🔥💔 Zoom calls? They’re in there too, but let’s be real – we’re just waiting for the “oops, I forgot to mute” meme compilation! 🔊🤦‍♂️ So what’s the hot take? This feels like a mix between a lame magician’s trick and a bad episode of Black Mirror. 📺🚀 Brace yourselves, X is about to make you "Chat" your way into obscurity – essentially, the digital dumpster fire we never asked for. Catch me when they roll out “X Reality” – a VR experience where you can pretend to care about whatever's trending! 🤡💀 #Stonks #ChatNotFound