🚨🤡BREAKING: X Gets EXPOSED by India!🤡🚨 So, picture this: India's like, "Yo, X! BLOCK THOSE 2,355 ACCOUNTS! 🔒" and X is all, "No cap? That's a LOT—are we finessin’ the stonks here?" 📉 But then, two of those unfortunate accounts are REUTERS, and the internet's like, "Hold up! WE’LL SEETHE!" 😤🔥 Fast-forward to the juicy part: after a public outcry that had more drama than a Netflix series, X/Elon goes, “Aite, let’s unblock the journalists. 🙏📰” I can just hear their developers crying in the background: "I just wanted to code… not be a human shield for government dramas!" 🤖💀 Meanwhile, India’s throwing down some media law concerns like it's the spicy gossip at your aunt's potluck. 🍲👀 But let’s get real: X thought it could play the middleman and remain neutral like Drake pointing in both directions. 🎤👈👉 This is social media politics at its finest, folks! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: NEXT YEAR, X WILL TURN INTO A MOVE-TO-EARN FORMAT. Yeah, you heard it right! "Use X while jogging or your posts get blocked!" 🏃💰💥 #GetFitOrGetBlocked! Share this chaos, fam! 🚀💣🤣