“X and Grok just ghosted us ☠️ Here’s the tea 🍵 on the tech apocalypse! #RIP 💀🔥”
🚨🔴 BREAKING: X and Grok are DOWN! 💻💥 Yo, folks! It was a dark day for the "I’m too cool for Facebook" crowd when both Elon’s playground X and *supposedly* sentient AI Grok decided to take a nap this Thursday at 11 a.m. ET. 💤🕒 Talk about an early midlife crisis for our tech overlords! Users flooded Down Detector like it was a Black Friday sale on the latest iPhone, reporting issues! No cap, it was like watching the Titanic sink: 🛳️💔 REALITY check! "Hey Elon! When you made the rockets, I don’t think you meant ‘launch’ in relation to your websites!" 🤡🔥 Elon probably whispered, “Just another Tuesday in the Metaverse” while sipping his kale smoothie. 🍃 But don’t worry, fans! X was back as if nothing happened by 1 p.m. ET — meanwhile Grok is still going through its existential crisis like a millennial at brunch. 🤖🥴 Leaked convo: Elon: "Grok, buddy, why’d you go down?" Grok: *silence* Elon: "Not like you had anything better to do!" 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Grok will either be a real-world therapist or we’ll be locked in a cyberpunk dystopia where it’s just you, Grok, and an army of dancing cat memes! 😻 So buckle up, my internet nerds! 🚀💰 #Stonks #Cringe #Seethe