🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: WYZE JUST SOLAR-PUNKED THE SECURITY CAM GAME! 🔥🚨 Yo, fam! Get ready to have your minds blown because Wyze just dropped a **solar-powered** pan-and-tilt security cam that’ll keep your yard covered without breaking the bank! 👀💸 For only $79.98, this baby is cheaper than your aunt's favorite 80’s haircut! 🕶️ Say goodbye to overpriced tech 🤡⛔ — Reolink and Tapo can just *seethe* while you flex your eco-friendly camera like it's Black Friday! 💀💩 In the battle of the budgets, Wyze just dropped the *STONKS* meme on those other brands! 📈💰 The Solar Cam Pan can do the cha-cha with your yard moves using AI 🤖✨ - no more creepy stalkers creeping into your garden! 🥔 And it only takes ONE HOUR of sunlight to keep this bad boy alive! But shhhh, nobody tell Wyze we’re still worried about cloudy days ☁️🙈. Developer quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to out-sunny the sun itself." — *Anonymous Dev #420blazeit* 🔥🌞 So, what’s your take? Will your garden be protected by AI or just your grandma’s old scarecrow? 🤔💭 Here’s my hot take: in a year, we’ll find out this camera also offers unsolicited advice on how to prune your rose bushes! 💐💀🔥 Hit that retweet like it’s your fragile self-esteem, and watch out for that *#SolarCamPanMagic*! 🚀💥