“Wyze just dropped a light bulb charger for cameras 🤯💡! Powering up like it’s 2099, no cap! 🚀🔥”
🚨✨ TECH ALERT! WYZE IS OUT HERE MAKING LIGHT BULBS SMARTER THAN YOU, NO CAP! 💡🤖 In a world ruled by overpriced gadgets and “who even asked for this?” innovations, Wyze is busting out the “Lamp Socket v2” like it’s the hot new meme format of 2023! 🔥💰 You can literally plug in your camera like it’s your mom's old lamp from 1999. Yeah, that’s right—your bulb is now a security overlord! Welcome to the Jurtziverse, where every lamp is secretly spying on you. This is fine. 😅👌 Imagine this convo in the Wyze dev room: 🧑💻 Dev1: “What if we just plugged a camera into a light bulb? 🤔” 🧑💻 Dev2: “BRUH, just call it ‘WiFi-lluminati’ and watch the stonks soar!” 📈😂 Are you ready to make your living room the next Area 51?! You thought smart homes were cool? Nah fam, they’re a sitcom waiting to happen. “Hey Alexa, can you make sure the lamp isn’t plotting against me?” 🤡💀 🚀 BUT WAIT! I’M CALLING IT NOW: IN 2024, ALL LIGHT BULBS WILL HAVE THEIR OWN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! 👀🔥 #LumensAndLoomers