🚨🎥 BREAKING: Wyze just dropped a WILD new window-mounted security camera! 🚨💥 All those other cameras that were basically like, “👋 pls screw me to the wall like I’m your ex's emotional baggage” 😅? THROW THEM IN THE BIN! Wyze said, “Nah fam, we’re giving you a camera that sticks like glue to your window 💪✨!” For real, have they just unlocked some sort of IKEA-level installation wizardry? 🤔🪄 If you can slap a sticker on your mom's prized china, you can set this bad boy up in a jiffy! 👑✨ NO MORE drills, NO MORE swearing at the instructions that look like they were written by a toddler! 🤖💬 “I mean, we just wanted people to stop crying over their shoddy installations. 😭” - Some "leaked" developer at Wyze, probably while sipping on overpriced coffee. ☕💻 But let’s be real: you think this means *advanced tech*? Nah, fam, it’s just your new eyes lurking on the neighbor’s cat shenanigans. 🐱👀 Just imagine windows with a security cam that could turn your average “who’s stealing my packages?” into a veritable “SQUIRREL!🚀” moment! Hot take alert: In five years, Wyze will *definitely* be merging with the next TikTok influencer to sell “security cam dance-offs” 🤡💃. Stonks? To the moon! 🚀💰 🔥 Go forth, you meme warriors, and let the window chaos reign supreme! 🔥✨